THE MOPINOMICON
Enlightenment Manual
Welcome to a wild, hilarious, and deeply profound journey where enlightenment isn't the end but the beginning.
Something fucking crazy happened to me. I'm enlightened. And I wrote a book about it. It's not your typical spiritual bullshit.
Why This Book Will Fuck With Your Head (In a Good Way)
This isn't your grandmother's spiritual book. Unless your grandmother was into cosmic janitors and interdimensional bar fights.
Brutally Honest
No spiritual bypassing or fluffy platitudes. Just raw, authentic truth about enlightenment from a guy who was mopping floors when it hit him like a cosmic freight train.
Hilariously Human
Laugh your way to enlightenment. This book proves that spiritual growth doesn't have to be serious all the time. Sometimes the universe just wants you to have a good laugh.
Practically Profound
Ancient wisdom meets modern life. Get tools you can actually use in your daily existence, not just theoretical concepts that sound good but don't help with your actual problems.
Sneak Peek Inside
"Something fucking crazy happened to me. I'm enlightened. Imagine you haven't seen me in a while. It's a totally normal Tuesday. You park your shitty car, and we sit down in those comfy-ass chairs by the fire in a quaint little English pub... I sip my chocolate milk and vodka while I eye a clown juggling several smaller clowns as he strolls past the window."- Chapter 1: Oh God, What the Fuck
Yeah, it starts exactly like that. And it only gets weirder from there.
Read More ExcerptsWhat People Are Saying
Real reviews from real people who actually read the thing
"It's the best book ever written. No, seriously. I've never laughed so hard while having my entire worldview reconstructed by a cosmic janitor."
"Finally, a spiritual book that doesn't make me want to roll my eyes. Bodie somehow makes enlightenment accessible and hilarious."
"I bought this as a joke. Turns out the joke was on me because now I'm enlightened and I can't stop laughing about it."
Meet Bodie Satva
Bodie Satva is an enlightened janitor and storyteller with a knack for blending the profound with the absurd. When not exploring cosmic mysteries or contemplating the nature of existence, Bodie can be found mopping floors and crafting wild, surreal narratives.
Equal parts humorist and philosopher, Bodie believes that even the most mind-bending journeys should come with a side of laughter. After all, if you can't laugh at the cosmic joke, what's the point of getting it?
Ready to Get Enlightened?
Stop taking spirituality so seriously. Start taking yourself less seriously. The cosmic joke is waiting for you to get it.
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