About Bodie Satva
Enlightened janitor, cosmic storyteller, and professional floor mopper
The Journey to Enlightenment
Bodie Satva is an enlightened janitor and storyteller with a knack for blending the profound with the absurd. When not exploring cosmic mysteries or contemplating the nature of existence, Bodie can be found mopping floors and crafting wild, surreal narratives that invite readers to laugh, think, and question reality.
Equal parts humorist and philosopher, Bodie believes that even the most mind-bending journeys should come with a side of laughter. The Mopinomicon is the result of a genuine enlightenment experience that happened while mopping floors—because apparently, the universe has a sense of humor.
"Something fucking crazy happened to me. I'm enlightened," is how the book begins, and it's exactly how Bodie's journey started—unexpected, chaotic, and absolutely transformative.
Writing Philosophy
"I just wanted to write a cool book about this crazy shit I experienced. Maybe you want to read it. I'm just a guy telling you about his week. You won't even notice that I have no idea how to write a fucking book. Way, way too many swears."- Bodie Satva, The Mopinomicon
Bodie's approach to writing mirrors his approach to enlightenment: authentic, unfiltered, and refreshingly honest. No pretense, no spiritual bypassing, just raw truth served with a healthy dose of cosmic humor.
About The Mopinomicon
The Mopinomicon is Bodie's attempt to share the most profound experience of his life in the most relatable way possible. It's part spiritual memoir, part cosmic comedy, and part practical guide to enlightenment for people who don't take themselves too seriously.
Authentic Experience
Based on a real enlightenment experience that happened while mopping floors
Cosmic Humor
Proof that spiritual growth doesn't have to be serious all the time
Practical Wisdom
Real insights you can use, delivered without the spiritual bullshit